Swear to God, I can’t stand to hear a woman claim that she thinks like a guy and hates women because they’re all catty. That’s misogyny. The very fact that you, as a woman, think differently than how a socially-stereotyped woman is supposed to think is proof that our gender “norms” are fucking us over. Women are not all alike. Some of us like football. Some of us like talking on the phone. Some of us like religion. Some of us are emotional. Some of us speak three languages. Some of us have boyfriends. Some of us have girlfriends. Some of us wear lipstick. Some of us don’t shave our pits. Some of us have kids. Some of us worry we’ll drop our best friend’s baby. Now please stop claiming that you don’t act like a woman. It doesn’t make you a special fucking snowflake. It makes you a perpetrator of misogyny.
“The reason people don’t go for help is because there is still stigma. People don’t talk about mental illnesses the way they do other illnesses.” [Maria Bamford] launches into impressions of people talking about physical maladies the way they talk about depression:
“Apparently Steve has cancer. It’s like, fuck off! We all have cancer.”
“I was dating this chick all this time and she let me know she’s been wearing contact lenses. I said whoa, do what you need to do but I don’t believe in all that Western medicine shit. If you wanna see like other people it’s all about attitude. You gotta want it.”
OH MY GODDDDDDD
“Men have abuse hurled at them if they even dare try to be in charge of their relationships as they should be”
“Men are noble and strong and women are, to put it bluntly, weak and irrational”
“I do not hate women”
not SHOVED INTO A MARXIST FANTASY
OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT
tbh this is what i imagine is going on in the head of any dude who talks about men taking care of women. and this is every dominionist dad i’ve ever met.
In less than 24 hours, I’m gettin my motherfuckin half sleeve!!!!!
too excited, can’t stop jumping around and squealing.